virginsacrificer:

when someone you hate gets the wrong answer in class

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dicktho:

bf: come over
me: dont u have a period?
bf: we’re gay
me: oh yeah

(Source: mcish)

joshvadun:

wait, bastille is also a band????? i’ve just been fangirling over this old ass french prison the whole time smh

(Source: fuck-bastille)

Me - The 1975

beyonceprivilege:

me: *waves at a dog being walked*

dog’s owner: *waves at me*

me:

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clitreaper:

when you are trying to make a mutual with someone who won’t follow you back 

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africancheewahwah:

The fact that most guys’ first response to a woman wanting equality is “SO CAN I HIT U NOW” is sort of terrifying
Like that’s the first thing you’re concerned about? I just want equal pay and you want to punch me in the face? Cool cool

retiredjesus:

gay dude: mom… dad… im homo.

dad:..srs? im attacking you.

gay dude: i CAME OUT to have a good time and i’m honestly feeling so attacked right now

i laughed at this joke for like five minutes but not cos it was funny…. because it was so shit

(Source: retiredjesus)