I hate it when netflix pauses and asks me if im still watching like yeah you actually think i got up and started doing something with my life bitch put my show back on

If we used to chat before I went into a semi-hiatus, pleeeeaaaseeee tell me how you’ve been lately!
Also, if you’re a new follower feel free to talk to me as well!!!

"wake up we gotta go"

(Source: dopejonker)


Captain America was so unrealistic. You honestly expect me to believe they put the flash drive in the right direction on the first try every time.


*txts back 20 days later & picks up the conversation where we left off as if no time has passed and without an excuse*

(Source: cozyqueen)

"this wasn’t supposed to get notes"

well it did so stfu and enjoy your newfound fame

  • me: should i make a sarcastic comment or not