deanprincesster:

women: being a woman is hard

men: I thikn youre forgetting something: it is also hard to be a man. just letting you know that you forgot to mention that when you were talking about being a woman

serving size: 4

yeah

all 4 me

(Source: jesusthelastairbender)

jakeenglish:

eytancragg:

jakeenglish:

the best part of an oreo is the black cookie part and not the frosting part

deal with it

darkness without light is an abyss

light without darkness is blinding

you cannot have a coin with one side.

yo socrates it’s a fucking cookie

(Source: lalna)

remyreaper:

amysfall:

we need a universal hand signal for “my parents don’t know about that”

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mangomamita:

edwardsheerran:

andthatlittleblackdress:

honestly sometimes in school people say the most ridiculous shit and I make this face and look somewhere at an imaginary camera like I’m on The Office

My school has security cameras in every classroom and I’ve done this at least 3 times each class this entire year. Today the security guard came up to me and told me I was his hero. 

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bandstille:

to be eligible for my friendship you must know the ‘you need me, I don’t need you’ rap for compulsory super fun jam sessions

claphne:

child

why u scream